My daughter's wedding is coming up in a couple of weeks. As I plan what to wear I think of what I would like - feathers and jade and lapis and swirling skirts and high, strappy shoes. Glitter and bling! Alas my days of high shoes are over and strappy never did work. The old bod needs to look a bit dignified and of course this dress ... well gravity rules and I could not wear it. Sigh - but I can dream!